how to buy a great cat

1. Money

You can buy a great cat if you have enough money. Money is important thing in this world. You can buy a wonderful, tremendous, funny, lovable, charismatic cat if you have enough money. If you don’t have money, don’t give up! You can burn your brain to make a mangy cat be a cat which look like a queen. How can it be? ha3. You must make a little queen’s cloak with little crown. And put it on your mangy cat, and abacadabraa! Your mangy cat look like an little queen! ha3.

2. a great sight to look a great cat

However, you must choose a great cat to be your favorite and lovable pet. okay, I’ll guide how to choose a great cat.

a. she must have four legs

hahaha66.. If you want to look your cat can running wild like a crazy devil, you must choose a cat with four legs. But if you want to have an unique cat with 3 legs or maybe 2 legs and look your unique cat jumping around, you can buy it. But if you can’t found a seller who sell a cat which 2/3 legs, please DON’T CUT a normal cat’s leg/s. But if you want to a have a pet who jump wild in your yard, I suggest you to not buy cat but you must buy rabbit or kangaroo.

b. she must have a two eyes

yeaahh.. a normal cat must have two eyes to hunt a mouse or to wink a masculine cat. But if you wanna make your cat like an pirate with one eye (the another eye is covered by something), you can choose a cat with one eyes. And please don’t make your normal cat blind by poke her eyes with your finger! I ever seen a persian cat with two color in her eyes, an yellow eye and green eye in another side. it’s unique and her price is very extremely expensive.

c. she must have paw

hmm.. a normal cat have paw at their legs. The paw can be used when she climb to tree. The paw can be very dangerously if she scratch your eyes! You can blind. So don’t put your pet legs in your eyes!

3. buy cat at right place

It’s a great idea to buy cat in pet store. Don’t search cat in bookstore, carpenter, jewelry store, or restaurant.